“They might be giants”

“They are giants. Look at the logo, it says it right there. Giants”

“…but the logo is just the letters ‘ny’ in a weird font?”

“Huh. Now that you mention it. Never thought of that”

“So, judged by the logo alone, the only conclusion we might draw is that they, in fact, only might be giants”

“But they are the Giants”

“They could merely be football players of unusual size, though. We just don’t know”

“Now you’re just making references for the sake of making references”

“Magnets. Also, yes”

“Why are we talking about this?”

“You asked me to do the dishes, and I’m stalling”

“If you didn’t, it’d be a once in a lifetime event”

“Nice one”

“Dishes. Do them”