The phone buzzed. She ignored it so completely that the question of trees falling in forests came and went like an open-and-shut case. The phone buzzed again, and again, and again, with the same utter lack of response. To those not in the know, the safe assumption would’ve been that it was someone else’s phone that just happened to be there for some reason

Then, it buzzed slightly differently, and she picked it up with a quickness so profound as to deny recourse to popular idiom. Truly, learning Morse code had been a big boost to her socially mediated life